Heath Franklin’s Chopper – Not Here To F*ck Spiders

After three years off… and he’s not here to f*ck spiders!

That’s right. Not even if they’re dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn’t got the time. And neither do you.

Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it’s not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you’re gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we’re not here to…

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

Comics Choice Award – Melbourne International Comedy Festival, 2018

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and “so wrong it’s right” moments. ★★★★”
– Chortle (UK)

TIMES:
Doors – 6.40pm
Main act – 7pm